Wisconsin: 1 Dead, 4 Injured in Mass Knife Attack Near River

When I saw this headline, I didn’t think of Jason, like Elvis did. Although that is probably more obvious.

But I thought of that movie where Kevin Bacon is like some kind of serial killer and sneaks into someone’s boating trip.

I kept thinking it was called “A River Runs Through It” but that was something else. I found it.

I remember it being thrilling when I saw it. I think Kevin Bacon like, rapes someone’s daughter. He was always raping people in these 90s movies. Poor guy was typecast as a rapist. Or, maybe, he’s a rapist in real life, and he just likes those roles.

Anyway, this story isn’t like that at all.

New York Post:

A Minnesota teen was killed and four other people were wounded after a man went on a stabbing spree near a Wisconsin river during a day of water tubing.

The suspect, a 52-year-old man, was arrested about 90 minutes after the attack Saturday at Apple River, St. Croix County Sheriff Scott Knudson said during a press conference.

Investigators believe the victims and suspect were tubing on the river in separate groups prior to the stabbings.

At this time we’re not sure what started this incident,” Knudson told reporters Saturday night.

The 17-year-old boy was rushed to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead. The other victims — one woman and three men — are in their early 20s, the sheriff said. Most of the wounds suffered were to the torso, he said.

A photo taken of the suspect by a witness helped authorities track down him down, Knudson said. The knife used in the attack was not located as of Saturday evening.

“It’s been a number of years since a stabbing has taken place, maybe 15 years now,” Knudson said of the area.

I’m sure that anybody who witnessed this will never forget it, he added. “So it is a tragedy.”

You used to always just assume “oh, it’s just black people or Moslems or something.”

Nowadays, you can’t really assume that, because everyone is going insane due to societal collapse.

But yeah, from the photos, it looks like it was probably a black.

Tubing for blacks is like skydiving or bungee jumping for whites (black people are afraid of water because they have small chest cavities which prevents them from being able to swim really at all).

You notice that they are replacing all these characters in movies with blacks, though you never have a black Jason. Even though that would be more reasonable than like, a black King Lear.

Frankly, Jason was a real example of white people culturally appropriating black culture.