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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 21, 2019

At first I was like

But then I heard

And so then I said to myself

We have entered into a kind of ultimate Donald Trump News Event fatigue, probably as an entire planet. I would also wager that any aliens observing this idiotic heck-around are also wholly bored.

This “Biden Ukraine Donald Trump? Yes, Ukraine Biden Trump – Russia” story is by far the shittiest of all shitty news events. It’s the “The Last Jedi” of Donald Trump news events.

I’m not even going to dignify it by talking about it, other than about how badly I think it sucks.

The story isn’t the story – the fact that the story is the story is the story. And the story is that there is no longer a story.

This is all now simply boring, and I am bored. I don’t care about these politics, nothing is happening. Nothing is ever going to happen. It’s all a gigantic distraction, designed to make you stupider.

And I’m sick of contributing to it.

I want to talk about:

  • Health and fitness
  • Ancient civilizations
  • The incel revolution
  • Comic books
  • Sex tourism
  • Dune and in particular God Emperor of Dune as well as other Frank Herbert novels
  • Black and white movies
  • Dream interpretations
  • Probiotics and gut flora and the effects of gut flora on psychological and general health
  • Reasons you shouldn’t get a tattoo, kids
  • Stargate SG1 and Babylon 5
  • Scientific evidence for psychic powers
  • CRPGs
  • The dangers of spinal compression from squats
  • Fixing posture in general, and focusing on posture
  • Dealing with cellphone addiction in terms of a drug addiction
  • Sex robots
  • Creating gene-specific viruses to exterminate Jews and others
  • Gary Numan
  • Pre-60s pulp fiction and pulp fiction covers
  • The connection between viruses and demonic possession
  • Networks of satanic cults
  • The history of the Jews and whether the Jews collapsed Sumeria
  • Whether or not Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft were being sent visions
  • Why men on steroids have sex with trannies
  • David Gilmour being a genius and Roger Waters being a litigious little rat who only hates the Jews because he thinks they’re stealing his bit

So from now and so forward, we will focus on these issues.

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Henceforth and forthwith.