September 24, 2019
Sick of hearing stupid bullshit from your boomer parents and grandparents?
Well, just throw them off the balcony!
It’s legal now!
A teacher who threw his terminally ill 79-year-old mother to her death from a first-floor balcony spared jail as judge describes it as a “mercy killing”.
A “devoted, loving son” who killed his dying mother to end her suffering by dropping her from a first floor fire escape at a care home has been given a suspended jail term.
Robert Knight, 53, pleaded guilty to the manslaughter of his 79-year-old mother June at an earlier hearing at Basildon Crown Court.
The languages teacher had denied murder and was cleared by a jury.
Judge Samantha Leigh, sentencing Knight at Basildon Crown Court on Friday, told him: “You are someone who acted out of love and desperation.
“You have been punished enough and you have to live with what you have done.”
She went on to describe it as a “mercy killing”.
Knight was sentenced to 24 months in prison suspended for 24 months.
The incident happened at Langley Lodge Care Home in Westcliff, Essex, where Mrs Knight was receiving end-of-life care.
Knight, of The Fairway, Leigh-on-Sea, signed into the care home on the evening of December 10 and lifted his mother out of bed.
He dropped her from a fire escape and there was “no planning” involved, the judge said.
The judge said: “This is a very sad case – anyone listening to the details of Mrs Knight’s illness and her condition couldn’t fail to be moved.”
She added that to “watch someone you love suffer as she was suffering… is truly cruel”.
“You were convinced that she was suffering and it was more than you could bear,” the judge told Knight.
“You are described as a devoted, loving son,” she added.
See! They’ll even call you loving for putting these miserable, entitled old whiners out of their disgusting misery!
If you don’t live in the UK, you’ll need to trick your boomers into going there so you can throw them off a balcony.
Here’s what you’re going to need to do: create a fake Facebook page that says there’s a big rock and roll concert coming up featuring the Eagles, the Beatles and Jimmy Buffett, and that it’s on a beach, and that Hillary Clinton and Oprah will be giving a speech there – and that you have exclusive tickets. Then roll them on a plane to Merry Old England, roll them off the Merry Old Balcony and collect the remaining cash before they blow whatever’s left of it with their inexplicable hedonism.
Remember: do not feel guilt.
The boomers stole the money and they must pay the price.
Imagine if you had a beautiful little village run by elves and there was a big communal food storage room where the whole elf village stored their bread and snacks. No one ever thought about locking it up because everyone trusted each other. They depended on each other. There was never even a thought that the communal food storage room would ever be violated by anyone. Then one of the elves went in and took all the bread and sold it to Jews and bought a condo in Boca. Also, while he was stealing all the communal bread, he masturbated all over the communal food storage room, smeared his feces all over everything, and then called you stupid and lazy for not cleaning it up fast enough as he was making off with the loot.
Would you feel bad pushing that elf off a balcony to his death?