Man Bites Dog: Only Newsworthy Element of Ukraine Call is That a Jew was Sucking Trump’s Dick

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 28, 2019

President Donald Trump has become known as the “Two-Hole Jew Pole,” given that he always has Jew cock getting rammed up his butthole from behind, while he sucks on Jew cocks from the front.

The entire Jewish media, along with the Jewish Democrat Party, is always in a big rush to fuck Trump up the ass with lies and gibberish. Meanwhile, Trump is always slobbing on the knobs of the likes of Bibi Netanyahu and other Israeli kikes.

What we had not seen yet was a Jew sucking Trump’s dick, making this much ballyhooed phone call with the Jewish president of the Ukraine a “Man Bites Dog” interest story.

For those who do not know, “Man Bites Dog” is a journalistic expression.


The phrase man bites dog is a shortened version of an aphorism in journalism that describes how an unusual, infrequent event (such as a man biting a dog) is more likely to be reported as news than an ordinary, everyday occurrence with similar consequences, such as a dog biting a man.[1] An event is usually considered more newsworthy if there is something unusual about it; a commonplace event is less likely to be seen as newsworthy, even if the consequences of both events have objectively similar outcomes. The result is that rarer events more often appear as news stories, while more common events appear less often, thus distorting the perceptions of news consumers of what constitutes normal rates of occurrence.

The phenomenon is also described in the journalistic saying, “You never read about a plane that did not crash”.

Just as you never read about a plane that didn’t crash, you never hear about a dick that Donald Trump sucked, because he sucks them like it’s his job and many people believe it actually is his job.

But a Jew sucking Trump’s dick?

That is really something.

Seriously – I haven’t seen a dick sucked like this since Bangkok.

Look at some of these quotes.

  • “I’m able to tell you the following; the first time you called me to congratulate me when I won my presidential election, and the second time you are now calling me when my party won the parliamentary election. I think I should run more often so you can call me more often and we can talk over the phone more often.”
  • “You are a great teacher for us.”
  • “Yes you are absolutely right. Not only 100%, but actually 1000%.”
  • “I just wanted to assure you once again that you have nobody but friends around us. I will make sure that I surround myself with the best and most experienced people. I also wanted to tell you that we are friends. We are great friends and you Mr. President have friends in our country so we can continue our strategic partnership.”
  • “I would be very happy to come and would be happy to meet with you personally and get to know you better. I am looking forward to our meeting and I also would like to invite you to visit Ukraine and come to the city of Kyiv which is a beautiful city. We have a beautiful country which would welcome you.”
  • “We can either take my plane and go to Ukraine or we can take your plane, which is probably much better than mine.”

I had to take a shower after reading the transcript the first time.

Someone obviously told Zelensky “this is a guy who really, really likes flattery.” And of course, only a Jew would have the nerve to take it to this extreme. This is a skill that Jews used to get close to kings all throughout history. It’s all through the Old Testament of the Bible, them doing this particular bit.

Apparently, Zelensky is a funny Jew. He was a comedy film actor before winning the presidency. Bizarrely enough, he actually played the president on a TV show just before running for president.

The Ukraine was having some serious problems, what with the fact that a neo-Nazi revolution led to a fully Jewish government. And since the Eastern European Jews are too paranoid to put a shabbos goy in charge, they need to have a Jew on top at all times for fear of being pogromed. So they brought out a funny Jew – which, as we know, is the least hated form of Jew.

You’ll even find Andrew Anglin, the world’s most infamous Neon-Nazi, white knighting for the likes of Larry David and Woody Allen (I disavow the child-fucking of the latter, but you know – Jews gonna Jew).

Of course, I wouldn’t support either of them being president. But you know, these Ukrainian neo-Nazis – really, really not on the ball with this shit.

Anyway, back to the phone call: the most maddening thing of all is that Trump doesn’t hang up the phone from this call and think “what a perversely obsequious weirdo, I’m gonna have to watch that kike.”


Donald J. Trump hangs up the phone from that call and thinks “what a great guy, I just don’t understand how my people on the internet can hate all Jews when the Jewish people have such great men like that Ukrainian guy I just talked to. Oh boy. What a fantastic guy.”

Other than the fact that we had this “Man Bites Dog”/”Jew Sucks Trump” situation, there was literally nothing interesting about this phone call, at all.

The lying kike media is pretty much counting on you not to read the transcript yourself.

This is the singular mention of Joe Biden and his son:

The other thing, There’s a lot of talk about Biden’s son, that Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if you can look into it. It sounds horrible to me.

That’s a total of 3 sentences. Sixty words. Just saying “yeah someone from my country might have committed a crime in your country, you might want to look into that.”

It is nothing, at all. Literally, less than nothing. It would have been weird if he hadn’t mentioned this, with as big of a deal as it’s been in our media here.

Just So You Know

The Q-woke take on this is that the whistleblower is himself a MAGA guy who put this out as a trap for the Democrats. I don’t usually take Q-woke takes seriously, but that is not really beyond the pale. Especially given that they’re saying this was a CIA officer that blew the whistle. I don’t think that a CIA officer could think this was serious business. The only people that could think this was serious business are lunatic journalists and AOC-tier Democrat Party whackjobs.

But it’s also possible that the impeachment investigation is just part of the psychodrama. I am committed to the belief that the top kikes running the show – the authors of the satanic psychodrama – do not want to win in 2020. They want Trump, so they can keep whipping their own people into a lunatic frenzy.