FILLER: Pakistani Cops Arrest Fast Food Staff After They Refuse to Give Free Meals to Cops

I had never heard of “Johnny & Jugnu,” but I googled DuckDuckGo’d it and these burgers don’t look bad, frankly. This is the real image.
Compare it to real image Burger King (pass)
Real image McDonald’s (need another drink first)
Real image Wendy’s (smash)

It’s going to be great when all the Pakistanis in America make America more like Pakistan.


All 19 workers at a fast food restaurant in Pakistan were detained after refusing to give a group of police officers free burgers last week.

Staff at the chain Johnny & Jugnu in Lahore were rounded up at 0100 (2000 GMT) on Saturday and held overnight.

“This is not the first time something like this has happened… at our restaurant,” a statement by the burger chain said.

Nine police officers involved in the incident have now been suspended.

Senior provincial police official Inam Ghani announced the suspensions on Twitter, saying: “No one is allowed to take the law into his own hands. Injustice will not be tolerated. All of them will be punished.”

In a statement posted on Facebook, Johnny & Jugnu said a group of police officers had gone to the restaurant two days before the incident and asked for free burgers.

“Upon rejecting their request for free burgers, which has become a common practice for them, the police officers threatened our managers and left, only to return the next day to further harass and pressurise our teams… with baseless arguments,” the statement said.

On 11 June, it said, “some police officers came to our… outlet and took our manager into custody, without giving any reason whatsoever. Then they emptied out our entire branch, taking all of our kitchen crew, including the rest of the managers”.

That is kind of funny.

The BBC reports this story, British people read it and they think “we need to bring these people to our country so we can teach them to behave better.”