Executive from “Plant-Based Meat” Corporation Arrested for Biting Off Tip of Man’s Nose

This is what eating processed soy slop does to you: you get so hungry for meat that you are ready to eat another man’s face off.

When you are a soy person, you look at humans and all you see is their delicious flesh.


The Chief Operating Officer (COO) for the plant-based meat company Beyond Meet has been arrested for allegedly chomping on a man’s nose during a fight outside Razorback Stadium in Arkansas.

The incident reportedly occurred in the Razorback Stadium parking lot on Saturday when the Beyond Meat executive, Doug Ramsey, leaped out of his Bronco and punched the back windshield of a moving Subaru because the driver nudged his front passenger side tire, according to the police report. Per KNWA-TV:

Just after 10 p.m., an officer was dispatched to Gate 15 for ‘a disturbance that had previously occurred in the Stadium Drive Parking Garage (SDPG).’ The responding officer found “two males with bloody faces” at the scene.
The officer spoke with both parties and a witness and determined that Ramsey was allegedly in the traffic lane of the structure, attempting to leave, when a Subaru “inched his way” in front of Ramsey’s Bronco, making contact with the front passenger’s side tire. Ramsey got out of his vehicle and allegedly ‘punched through the back windshield of the Subaru,’ according to the report.

The owner of the Subaru then got out and he stated that Ramsey ‘pulled him in close and started punching his body.’ According to the report, Ramsey also ‘bit the owner’s nose, ripping the flesh on the tip of the nose.’

Both the victim and the witness have alleged that Ramsey threatened to kill the Subaru owner before the altercation had been quelled.

Ramsey was arrested on Saturday for charges of terroristic threatening and third-degree battery and booked in the Washington County jail.

It’s a simple fact that cannibalism is much healthier than being a vegan.

We are likely to see more and more vegans breaking down and becoming cannibals in the near future.

With the rise of black people, we’re going to be seeing cannibalism there too, because the blacks love eating human flesh.

We’ve got a whole lot of cannibalism coming down, folks.