Department of Defense Opens New Office to Study Unidentified Phenomena Across Space, Air, And Water

Are we doing the alien hoax?

Please, just let this pumping up of coronavirus be a fakeout and let’s do the alien hoax.

Maybe they’re finally up now?

I want the alien hoax so bad.

From the Department of Defense website:

On July 15, 2022, Deputy Secretary of Defense Kathleen Hicks, in coordination with the Director of National Intelligence (DNI), amended her original direction to the Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence & Security by renaming and expanding the scope of the Airborne Object Identification and Management Group (AOIMSG) to the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), due to the enactment of the National Defense Authorization Act for fiscal 2022, which included a provision to establish an office, in coordination with DNI, with responsibilities that were broader than those originally assigned to the AOIMSG.

Today, USD(I&S) Hon. Ronald S. Moultrie informed the department of the establishment of AARO within the Office of the Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security, and named Dr. Sean M. Kirkpatrick, most recently the chief scientist at the Defense Intelligence Agency’s Missile and Space Intelligence Center, as the director of AARO.

The mission of the AARO will be to synchronize efforts across the Department of Defense, and with other U.S. federal departments and agencies, to detect, identify and attribute objects of interest in, on or near military installations, operating areas, training areas, special use airspace and other areas of interest, and, as necessary, to mitigate any associated threats to safety of operations and national security. This includes anomalous, unidentified space, airborne, submerged and transmedium objects.

The AARO Executive Council (AAROEXEC), led by Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence & Security (USD(I&S)) Ronald Moultrie, will provide oversight and direction to the AARO along these primary lines of effort:

1. Surveillance, Collection and Reporting
2. System Capabilities and Design
3. Intelligence Operations and Analysis
4. Mitigation and Defeat
5. Governance
6. Science and Technology

They are obviously keeping this card in their back pocket – with the unfortunate aid of one Tucker Carlson, who thinks everything the Pentagon says is a lie, except when it comes to conveniently “declassified” information about UFOs (declassified on request of Marco Rubio), in which case it is all 100% true.

Frankly, I wish aliens were real, and they were like Lovecraftian aliens, coming back to earth to just kill everyone.

That would be an optimal outcome at this point.